The Magical Macho Millionaire

2009-08-20T20:27:00.001+08:00

Wall Street Humour

2008-10-17T20:01:00.001+08:00

Once upon a time in a village in India , a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.

The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as buyer, on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50.'

The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere! Welcome to WALL STREET.

Chinese New Year!!!

2008-02-06T18:55:00.000+08:00

Alright!!

Its Chinese new Year once again!

Time for In-Between and ban luck!!! Woahhh!!!
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But darn, i will be at overseas. Travelling around the world.

Going to Macau to gamble big time.

Going to Hong Kong to see more of Edison's scandal pictures, hope by the time i reach HK, there will be jolin picture splashing on the front page. X))

Going to Shen Zhen to buy goods and stuff to come back to Singapore to sell! YAY! $_$

Heard the temperture there is Freezing!! 7 degrees C.! Cool! I would love to sneeze myself to death there. KNS.

See you guys next monday! 12.02.08

Gut feeling

2008-01-26T23:03:00.000+08:00

Trust your gut feeling.

If you're like me.

You know something is wrong.
And you know your right.

Don't hide things from me. I am disappointed in you. And i HATE liars.

Card magic

2008-01-18T09:41:00.000+08:00

Card magic video:

Card magic 1

Its show time!

2008-01-16T19:27:00.000+08:00

COIN MAGIC

Magic Vanish 1

Magic Vanish 2

Click on these links to see videos of me doing magic!

Please take a look.
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Included in this course will be a "Bicycle" Air-Cushion Finish poker card deck

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Kukup (Malaysia) trip.

2008-01-14T09:50:00.000+08:00

Heck! Who thought i was gay, raise your hands!

2008-01-04T23:50:00.000+08:00

Man...

I didn't realise there are people who thought i was gay!
Ok, maybe i am a little more Macho, more Handsome and didn't have a girlfriend all along.

But that doesn't meant i am gay! LOL.

I got people telling me, "Finally got gf liao ar, i thought you were gay. LOL"

(-____-")

Well, i guess that is good in a way through..

It just means that people find it strange such a outstanding guy like me didn't have a gf, so they naturally pressumed i am gay.

=))

A brand New Year

2008-01-01T21:57:00.000+08:00

HELLO EVERYBODY!
Its a brand new year!

I just held a New Year Eve party over at my house, it lasted till 7AM!!
And yes, i am very tired right now. My eye lids are closing anytime now..

I believe everything will turn out ok for me this year.

I am going overseas soon! Who wants to come along!

Time

2007-12-20T14:22:00.000+08:00

An update on what i have been doing these few weeks!

I am going to serve NS at Singapore Civil Defence Force! No pulua tekong for me!

I heard its like 4 times more tough than a police training but who cares! I get to be in mainland! Althought its darn far from my house.

Ahh... Sweet

Anyway, i got a girlfriend now. Here's a picture of me and her.

Cheers! And bye for now.

Business Minds

2007-11-07T23:39:00.000+08:00

One thing i learnt from doing business.

Don't be impress by others untill they can walk the talk.
Meaning, unless they can show that they can do what they say, don't get blow away by their words before that.

Or esle you will be disappointed many times over.
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I realised that many people....... Nevermind.

Past few days been darn busy! Importing, transfering cash and all that stuff.

Kinda fun! Got to think alot on managing. But hard to find serious committed partners to work along with me. So for now i work on my company alone till i find a suitable partner.

I am currently trying to applying MLM's theme to incorporate with my business style. Effective if you have low funds.

Assumtion Singapore

2007-10-26T00:06:00.000+08:00

Alot people in this country likes to assume things.
And usually, they are wrong.
Cause they rather spend all the time assuming
than spending 1 minute clarifying.

YATTA!

2007-10-22T09:07:00.000+08:00

My blog is finally unblocked by Singnet.
At least they did a smart move this time round.

I can finally blog again!

Recently i...

1.) Got into this Pet-Tree business.

2.) Still craving my career in Enyouth. Becoming a Executive soon.

3.) Talking to more girls.

4.) Rejecting more girls than guys.

5.) Deciding whether to buy an Ipod video 30GB or Creative Zen Vision 60GB

6.) Finished learning japanese language level 1, going on to level 2.

7.) Thinking of taking up fencing.
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More or less i guess.

C.J with love <3

=)

2007-10-07T21:51:00.000+08:00

A ladyboy just said i am hot.

God,
Please let me attact more real girls instead.

Amen.

Lesson 12387

2007-09-25T20:24:00.000+08:00

Change is the most constant thing in life.

There are 2 types of people who will fail in networking marketing:

1. Those who don't change.
2. Those who change slowly.

You must be changing every mintute in order to reach your goal. Unless your goal is you do not want to change at all. =)

There are 4 types of people in this world:

1. Those who waste their life.
2. Those who came to return feelings debt.
3. Those who came to create problem.
4. Those who came to learn in this world.
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You are what you think.
Be honest with yourself. Are you lazy or do you believe your hardworking?

You may tell yourself your hardworking or you just haven't got the time to do anything.
But remember, people around you are constantly watching and they know.

AmazinG

2007-09-21T23:17:00.000+08:00

"From the quality of a warrior, you can tell how strong his leader is"

Sometimes, i am blown away by those people who trusted me.
Those few who joined me didn't think thrice or waited very long to do so.

Some of them, when asked why do they join this business i am in,
They replied, "Because i trusted him/C.J/Chengjin."

With just that sentence, i was blown away.
Cause the people who says this, i am ashamed to say i didn't really contact them often. But they still trusted me based on their past experience with me.

But instead those who interacted with me more often, sadly didn't say that.
Its kind of strange to me cause i thought that sentence will come out from those who interact with me more often. Like those who i will at least talk to once a week, or maybe twice.

To all those who trusted me,
Thank you for your trust, you will not be disappointed.
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Alright, now part two.

Once the start off is begin with trust that i will help you to succeed,
The next thing that determines whether you can succeed with superb result or with little result is YOUR ATTITUDE.

Whether you behave as if you invested $50,000 into this business or as if you invested only the so called investment of $50.

Do you need to be told to act before you act? Or you act even before you are told to do so.

Do you need to be told to come down for training sessions? Or you planned to come down without the need for your leader to call you and beg you to come down?

Do you set your priorities right? Or do you instead play computer games or rather go hangout and achieve nothing in the end?

You decide whether you can make it or not.

I am impressed with Yiwen's attitude when i called him yesterday,
He didn't came down to office.
But he didn't wasted his time, he was going about setting up appointments.
Thats what i am impressed about.

Most people who do not come down to office usually are playing computer games or watching variety shows. How does these stuff helps them in achieving the standards they set for themselves?

Don't ask me, i don't know about them, but what i know for sure is Yi wen will achieve way more than them. That is, the attitude given remaining same.

The line between winners and losers

2007-09-16T11:54:00.000+08:00

Over the pass few days,

the people i expected to go on, didn't
Yet those who i didn't expected to go on, did.

I don't expect much from those who did go on.
But they didn't even try.

Their mindset is weak, if i may say so.
I am sorry to say these people will be same as 95% of the population.

If you don't even have the correct mind-set in the begining,
most probbaly you wouldn't even have a goal in your mind yet.

By meaning of goals means what you going to do and whats going to happen after you come out into the society. The long term goals.

The weak minded, will only have short term goals which they often mistake it as their long term goals.
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How do you identify whether you are the top 5% or the average 95%.
Ask yourself these questions.

1.) Do you always say you have no time to do anything, yet able to go out with friends from time to time spending a few hours playing pool, LAN games etc. each week?

2.) Do you work on a 9-6pm job and always trying to find a better opportunity. But when you see one, you decide to give it a miss due to some reasons? Personally i find those people who give reasons as they can't do this or that, those reasons are actually excuses which they rather spend on starring into the computer screen or sleeping etc.

3.) Do you believe that everything will work out once you get your degree/ diploma. etc. that you will be able to earn and live the easy life?

4.) Do you always think of doing this and that but never really get around to it cause you only THINK about it?

If you answered in your heart YES to 1 or 2 out of 4 questions above.
Congrats, you belong to the 95% average population. You still have some hope left.

If you answered YES to 3 out of 4 questions above.
Congrats, you belong to the 60% and below population. You most probbably be working for the rest of your life without enough to meet each month's end.

If you answered YES to 4 out of 4 questions above.
Congrats, you are a complete waste of Singapore resource belonging to the bottom 50%. Advice: Don't get married, you will ruin your partner's life unless you can wake up your ideas and change immediatly.
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If you are still in denial after reading the above and find you had one of those fault and above yet never try to change.

Well, just hope that someone leaves you a big amount of money.
Keep wishing. Don't stop. For poverty is at your doorstep.

Dreams are trying to tell me something

2007-09-12T23:46:00.000+08:00

Darn!

I had another dream with the simliar theme again today!
Not of village la!

I dreamt... i became more than friends with a girl (girlfriend).

Argh. Its complicated la!

*whisper to myself: "i love Niigaki, i love Niigaki, i love Niigaki......................."

A dream

2007-09-10T00:37:00.000+08:00

I had a dream last night.

I was back at a village.
I went to find the one who i had lost touch with since i was young.
I had a crush on her when i was young.

I went around the village looking for her.
I found her at her home.

She had not moved house at all.
She had grown prettier since i last saw her 10 years ago.
She has become an adult now, so did i.

I have not seen the village in my life so far.
But strangely i feel at peace.
I feel i know the place.

Yet i never seen it before as i recall once i awake.

The streets were busy with people.
There wasn't any tall buildings.
There wasn't any disturbance.

I think i know what it was.

It was the heaven my inner-self show to me
How life can be so simply yet satisfying for me.

AND I AM NOT GOING CRAZY for your information.

Happily Busy

2007-09-09T08:55:00.000+08:00

Man! I have been busy these few days!

Anyway i recevied my Morning Musume CDs from Japan already!

They cost me about USD$36++

I think its quite reasonable to me. =)

All i lack now is their poster.

Working at Enyouth has been fun, the people are really really nice and funny.

They don't behave crazily or over enthru like other MLM companys i went to before.

Yosh! Later i am going to work at another fun place, Akahi @ Velocity!

Come find me if you like!

Spider Pig, spider pig.

2007-08-24T21:48:00.000+08:00

Qns:How many idiots does it take to fix a lightblub?

Ans: None. They wouldn't even know the lightblub is spoilt.

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I have many complaints, let me start off with

#1Malaysia

Going to malaysia nowadays seems like a sure way to either died in a bus crash or die in an armed robbery. Whats wrong with the law enforcement over there, if they spend as much money as they do on catching Malaysian bloggers who say bad things about malaysia. The country would be a much safer place.

*If anything happens to me when i go malaysia after this post is up, must be the malaya government behind this. Save me.

#2Parents

They sneak previews of my letters, checking for any evidence if i am running a illegal gambling den or helping malaysians to swim to Singapore.

They found out i had a second handphone number and they practically went crazy.

Parents: Whose number is this?

Me: Mine.

Parent: Why you need a second number?

Me: For business use.

Parent: Something is wrong, why do you have to use another number for business?!

Me: Cause i selling chickens.

*On and on, i don't want to bore you.

Bottom line is they shall not view my personal things without permission. They want to know EVERYTHING, and they claim they have the right to know it all. I think i am going to lie about having a girlfriend & i am going to tell them i going her house to stay over and will tell them all about it the next morning. Remember to switch phone off so they can't contact you. =)

#3 Retards who add you in MSN

No, this time is not about gay boys who add me in MSN.

Its about retards who add me in MSN, you know, those who they like to call themselves "Mentally Handicapped" instead of what we like to call them, "Retards".

People add me in MSN.

I ask them who they are.

They reply, "Who are you?"

I said," YOU ADDED ME."

They replied, "I don't usually add people in MSN. HAHA"

So i said," K, nvm. You delete me from your contacts and i shall do the same."

Immediatly i block them and delete their contacts without letting them to have a chance to reply.

*Not i have anything against the mentally disabled. Only those who add me in MSN and ask who i am are those i dislike. Alot.

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Oh ya.

I learnt how to smile and laugh and make friends with complete strangers. So shut up about me being dao or something.

Saving up to go Japan. Soon.

Wait for me darling. I am coming over soon. *smiles

Growing.

2007-08-17T21:44:00.000+08:00

I missed those secondary school days!

Growing up can be such a pain sometimes you know?
But i learn to go with the flow and make it even better in every aspect. *I still kinda sucks at the relationships part*

My guideline in life now is, "What i want, i want it for everybody."
Basically meaning, whatever i want, i want others to have it too. *Anything except pretty girls(Niigaki), that one only i want the others cannot want.*

We are going to have a gathering soon shall we?
Any nice place to recommend? If no, i have LOTS of nice places to recommend!

And all those places are cool for me. And sucks for those who drinks tons alcohol from thermonitors and smokes a flag-pole length cigarette per day. =D

So...... Be my guests! Lets go the Nice Place!

Nostagic Photos, Save them. Part 2

2007-08-12T08:42:00.000+08:00

Everybody's fav guys, especially rohandy's. LOL

C.J Entertainment presents NationalDiscovery tours 2007

2007-08-08T23:11:00.000+08:00

Good Food, Good Life tour

Where: Chinatown teahouse, Tekka Market and Sushi Tei @ Holland V

When: 17th August 2007

Time: From morning 11.30am - 9pm++

What to bring: Money, lots of it.

Interested parties please inform me in MSN or SMS to 97311094.

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Malaysia, Truly Asia tour

Where: Different parts of Malaysia

When: During early September holidays

Time: It will be a 5 Days 4 Nights tour

What to bring: Pocket knife to protect yourself against the parang-waving Malay kids.

Details of this tour is yet being finalised, please inform me for those who are interested in this tour.

Once 3 people confirm with me, the tour arangement will proceed, those whose school is a bitch & may due to that reason cancel after agreeing or for any other lame reasons need not apply.

Nostagic photos. Save them. Part 1

2007-08-05T23:06:00.001+08:00

Alvin's infamous desk. Is that my Kappa bag in the back ground??

After Mother Tongue lesson in 4E4

The day my mike gave up on me.

Siang choon & the ex-Fatty of 4E4. LolX.

Be yourself day.

The fun times.

Kenneth's birthday party where some people went to play pool halfway. =)

South Park- The Dog Whisperer

2007-08-05T23:00:00.000+08:00

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v847617DkGrAhxF

For those who haven't seen this awesome part yet. Enjoy.

I love Japan

2007-08-01T23:24:00.001+08:00

Seriously.

My only overseas dream is Japan.

I want to visit Japan 100 times or even more.

Trying to save up around $10,000 for it.

1 week in Japan, $2000 for air tickets and $8000 to spend it all within the week.

Objective: Come back Singapore with only $20 to take cab home.

Visit this site if you are a J-pop, rock or anything related to Nihon, news are constantly updated here.

Click Here: J-pop Express

Chinatown - The journey

2007-07-31T15:13:00.000+08:00

I found the tea house which i went during my primary school days.
Anybody wants to come with me for tea-drinking session soon? =D

Random things in Life Section

2007-07-26T18:27:00.000+08:00

Fast personality test

There is a very very tall coconut tree,
there are 4 animals: king kong, ape, orang utan, monkey pass by
They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana. Who you guess will win?
to see ur personality

scroll down to see the answer.

If you said:....then You are...
orang utan = dull/stupid
ape = foolish
monkey = idiot
king kong = stupid

coconut tree where got banana………

Memories!

2007-07-24T20:05:00.000+08:00

Hey people!

I created a channel in Veoh that features all the video i have flimed while we were still in Bendemeer Secondary.

Go check it out ya?!

Here's the link to the videos: Memories Bendemeer PV

You deserved it.

2007-07-20T23:11:00.000+08:00

Steven lim deserves it.

Lao Zha Bor deserves it.

So does Celeste chen.

They are all disgusting in their own sweet ways.

Steven lim is fat yet he writes a book on building body.
LOL, i think i can write a book too on body building if your skinny, just eat KFC meal everyday. And i wonder whatever gives him the idea he is the most handsome guy in US and Singapore(i can almost hear zhong yi saying that title would belong to him).

Lao Zha bor is plain disgusting la,
seriously la, do you want a grandmother who entertains people by wearing a float made of air-filled condoms? *shrugs
And now she is complainning how pitiful she is, being old and all that stuff, and all she wants to do is just be herself which she proclaims by being YOUNG.

Hello ah ma, even youngsters don't wear condom float while doing balletin the swimming pool.

Celeste chen is nothing la, i don't know how come some of my friends are gaga over her, but i seems to sense a feeling of.. desperate? whenever they go gaga over her.

All we want to see of Celeste is just videos of her dry-humping, right guys? =)

Cat eating corn.

2007-07-17T10:42:00.000+08:00

I am successful, powerful, handsome & happy

2007-07-15T21:56:00.000+08:00

Things are now coming all together nicely now. =D

By the end of this month. I am going WILD.

I will be exploring Singapore and its surrounding islands, and find interesting stuff around Singapore that we don't know or have never seen.

1.
For example, i heard pulau ubin has many wild boars but people rarely see them except maybe at night. I am planning to go find them and take a few pictures if i can. There is also a rumour of a tiger living in the more forested area of pulau ubin, so wish me luck.

2.
There are many good food around Singapore which we don't know that is just a stone throw away, i will personally go down those places and try them out! Mainly will be curry dishes i guess. =D

3.
Places in the City of Singapore i will be exploring are Chinatown, Little India, Woodlands to name a few. The sights and food of the local areas will be brought to you directly through my blog.

Guess thats the few things i will be doing till my National Service letter comes along. =D

Another great thing is i have been invited to several other forums to be a review writer/ news writer. =D!

So see you people soon!

Drastic changes in my life.

2007-07-07T22:35:00.000+08:00

Something happened. None of you knew of it, or will know of it.

But this one event consisted of emotions have change it.

I suddenly stopped a habit of mine without knowing it, due to the shock the event deal to me.
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I decided to just focus on my studies and martial arts. No other thoughts will be present, till unless someone can make me undo that.

Dare to go for it,
Or nothing will comes out of it
For only those forsaken his courage,
doesn't have a path he wants to pave

One day he will shout in rage,
that only if he had the courage.

Truly,
C.J

OMG

2007-06-21T22:44:00.000+08:00

Whoa....

There is this girl.. Ya.... She lives in my block.

When she let her hair down today.

WHOA.... She took my breath away, she totally look like Xiao Long Nui.

I mean... How many girls can look so beautiful alike?

Islanders.

2007-06-20T09:58:00.001+08:00

Voted for Niigaki =D

2007-06-07T21:17:00.000+08:00

Yet Another.

2007-06-04T23:09:00.000+08:00

Go ahead and call him if you like.

Yet another fag.

South Park- Fat butt, pancake head

2007-06-02T09:07:00.000+08:00

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v467831gWSaEh3q

Lets talk about Latino culture.

Love it =D

2007-05-20T19:08:00.000+08:00

Cover of the card.

Contents of the card.

This is one of the best gift i received for my birthday.

Although is almost 1 month late, but wow.. I was really happy when i saw the cover of the card.

Ming hui, THANKS ALOT!!!

I was really happy when i saw niigaki on the cover =D

Things that don't go your way.

2007-05-19T23:03:00.000+08:00

*edited*

Due to the fact it was a random thought and people thought someone pissed me off again.

Bloody hacker, his mother died on mother's day.

2007-05-14T08:28:00.000+08:00

Someone hacked into my MSN account. And people starts flaming me.

This motherless hacker starts to spam lewd and insulting messages to all my friends.

He put my nick as "Any Girls Want to fuck me? I need you on my nice small dick"

Nice suprise huh when i woke up this morning then see this nick.

How prefectly cb can some guys get?

OH YA!

I know why, CAUSE HIS MOTHER DIED ON MOTHER DAY.

No wonder he can spend his time at lan shop spamming messages to my MSN contacts and harressing the females in my contacts.

Happy mother day! Mr Hacker

*Ops, you don't have one anymore. HAHAHA!

If i ever find out who you are, you better start hiding you family, cause i will make you don't have any reason to celebrate Father's day.

Gay birds. Time for some culling action.

2007-05-11T19:52:00.000+08:00

One fine day, in a strange conversation far far away...

There lived a straight and a gay.

Gay: Hi
Me: Hi

Gay: You home?
Me: Ya.

Gay: Can i ask u something?
Me: What?

Gay: How big is ur cock?
Me: Eh?

Gay: You got measure it before?
Me: No, no reason to do so, no ruler is long enough.

Gay: Can take picture of it show me?
Gay: I take mine too la, we exchange picture can?
Gay: hehehehe

The straight took out his holy sword and sliced the internet connection with the gay by clicking 'Block this person'

The End.
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Any gay out there? FUCK YOU. No, seriously, just take a mop and jam it up ur asshole.

A Solo trip from North Bridge to Bugis.

2007-05-07T18:15:00.000+08:00

If you ever want to know why i go out alone sometimes.
Here's why. The adventures.

Saw Dylan Guo singing session at Bugis Parco.

Went to National Library. The newests with biggest collections of informations.

Odeon Tower, where my parents used to go watch movie together when i wasn't born.

A place where i finally find Morning Musume songs to sing.

Singapore Arts festival or culture sutff.

From far you would thought its the real thing.

Read bean ice-cream on bread.

St Andrew Catheral

Parliament (Singapore)

Magnificiant view.

The next solo trip i going to take is most probbaly China Town.

If you like you can join me... Nah, i don't think so.

I prefer to be alone for trips like theses. =D

They are screwed up.

2007-05-05T22:51:00.000+08:00

Am i so attractive?

If not, please explain to me why the number of boy lovers keep adding me.

ARGH!

Getting on my nerves.

2007-05-05T08:51:00.000+08:00

No wonder he has to clear the drain as a job, he's a retard.

All those nicotine impaired his brains*he has one?

Beautiful park.

The Pathetic Smokes.

Sometimes, i see people smoking,

i can't help think why they want to smoke.

No, its fine if they smoke, but in my face.

Thats fuck-ed up.

I take a bus to school every morning/afternoon,

And there will always be some pathetic faggots who light up and blows the smoke right in my direction. I am trying my best to restrain from killing him.

Right after i walk away from the spot, another smoker comes by and blows smoke around like a malaysia car exhuast pipe. KNN! If Singapore allow smokers to be killed by anyone, i will kill him with my bare hands.

K,even if i still can handle that,

*this is the best

SOME FAGGOTS WILL ALWAYS SMOKE IN EXCERISE PARKS.

Yes.

I don't get it, those pathetic fucks have to come to parks to smoke,

RIGHT WHERE I AM WORKING OUT.

The smoke gets into my lungs and i can't workout properly,

i will be gagging and coughing.

I hope these pathetic fags who irritated me to the point of no return, dies soon.

then finally will i able to breathe while waiting for the bus,

working out without changing place where ever the smoke comes over.

*The above pictures are people who smoke in the park while i workout. Ram them over with a car if you see them. Thanks.

South Park- Fat Camp

2007-05-03T17:47:00.000+08:00

You need a friend.. A Chocolate friend =))
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v383860zet3qsyh

No wonder.

2007-05-01T09:19:00.000+08:00

No wonder some people l know likes aunties. (You know who you are) =D

At first i was curious about this blog, laozhabor.blogspot.com

It was written by an old girl of 60 or so years old.

Damn jia lat man, i will jump of my window if i have grandma like her.

If my grandma already like that, you can guess how screw up the rest of the family is.

Her past entries already made me cring each time i see pictures of her taking neo prints or posing with poses that only school girls can make.

Her latest entry features her in a swimsuit and holding condom ballons.

You read that right, condom ballons.

Which old lady(*notice i use the word,lady) would even hold a blow-up condom in her hands.

Thats sick man.

I bit my hand when i saw those pictures and quickly click the little X on the top right hand corner without opening my eyes.

A close experience with fatal mental breakdown. If you want to have a taste what its like, just go see her blog then. But you've been warned.

Haha!

2007-04-29T20:51:00.000+08:00

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Earn money while you surf.
I don't usually believe in such shit, but since its a SG based company and Xiaxue had mentioned it in her blog as reliable before.

I decided to take a shot at it.

Go try it yourself!
AGLOCO, earn money while you surf!

Irritated, seriously.

2007-04-25T22:49:00.000+08:00

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v4184603P364fGt

Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film's hardcore fans band together under Cartman's leadership to carry out it's message.

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K, first things first.

If you want me to send you something, please ask like a MAN.

Don't bloody hell talk like a girl over MSN.

For example:

No.1

"Plz"

No.2

And NEVER NUDGE ME "*Bloody gay gives you a nudge"

No.3

If you can't reach me on MSN, don't bloody spam calls to me just to ask me to send you some bloody song, if anyone does that again, i bloody well delete that damn song so no one can get it.

UNDERSTAND?

A Mid-Summer Dream

2007-04-24T21:16:00.000+08:00

24Th April The 7Th year of the millennium

I had a real pleasant dream last night.

I dreamt of Tanaka Reina from Morning Musume came over to my house.

We had a chat in the dream,
she spoke in Japanese but i could understand much of what she was saying.

How i hoped the dream would last,
sadly my alarm rung and i had to wake up.

Coincidentally, the alarm rung after she left the room.

I woke up with a smile. =)

South Park- Night of the living homeless.

2007-04-20T08:54:00.000+08:00

Latest video from South Park.

Night of the Living Homeless
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v401028cEbzqJRY

3 Regrets.

2007-04-17T23:08:00.000+08:00

I had only 3 major regrets in my life.
Other than that i don't have any regrets.

First Regret: I lost my dinosaur glow-in-the-dark cap when i was 4.

It was meaningful to me cause i got this when i went to Science centre with my father.
I rarely went to such things with him. I was closer with my mother.

Second Regret: I lost my watch when i was 16.

It was meaningful cause its a present from my parents, and i hate myself for going to Tekka mall to play lan and lost it there.
God i hate myself for playing lan.

Third Regret: I lost my handphone when i was 17.

It was meaningful cause its also a birthday present from my mother, i hate myself for wearing baggy jeans. It slipped out of my pocket while i was sitting in bus 186.
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I really hate myself when i remember these regrets.
I still hate myself now when i recall these precious items i lost.

My heart bleeds when i recall such stuff.

God (Who ever thou are).
Please don't let me lose anymore such precious items again.

Or esle when i die, you will have a seriously pissed C.J in heaven.

Now you don't want that do you? =D

Touch my heart, Very Melon!

2007-04-16T23:58:00.000+08:00

Retards are getting more common in cyberspace nowadays.

I visited a Singapore forum and found that 99% of the topic ends with people flaming one another.

And to that LaChaBor fanatic, you are just one of them.
Yes, you belong to Da Stupids.

Mindless tards that goes around cyberspace flaming,
Doing all these without knowing it.

I agree with Rohandy, he also knows that Singapore is rapidly filling with Da Stupids that surf the Internet whole day and wanking to osama's picture.
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Exam.
During exam today, the korean girl in front of me suddenly lean back.

WAYYYYY BACK, head almost touching my paper.
I was stunned. I stop doing my paper till she had her head back at her own table.

A China girl in my class cheated, she hid a piece of notes under her lap and was caught.
My classmates told me this news.

It happen right at my back,
and i don't even have a clue whats happening.

Somehow EVERYONE know about it,
10 tables front, left, right. They all know about it.
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WTH.

K. I am feeling better.

2007-04-14T16:43:00.000+08:00

Went to see my friend.
He is on the road to recovery, he has awaken.

When i saw him, my mind go... *blank*

I can't think of anything.
M-kay, i know i am stuipd when such thing happens.
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Have you seen 300 the movie before?
If you have, u MUST see this week's ep of South Park!

For those who want to watch South Park.
I have uploaded the video at Veoh.

No need go download at bittorent le, i will keep weekly update on South Park videos.

Heres the link: http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=v381525xM4RHdrG

Life is scary.

2007-04-08T23:46:00.000+08:00

I am not going to post about how fun my trip to Sentosa is.

I am scared.

Scared of Life.

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James, a really nice funny guy i met during my work in Robinson,

Has been dealed with a very grim card.

One which i can't even believe i will have the strength to face it.

I was loss for words when i knew of the accident.

I thought it was an minor accident.

Who would have thought it would end up this way.

One in coma, the other dead.

Life shocked me.

It certainly did this time.

I am praying in my heart.

He will wake up soon.

Help me pray for him too. Please.

Pure

2007-04-05T22:28:00.000+08:00

You can't find a girl more pure than her.

Trust me.

The Legend begins..

2007-04-03T07:58:00.000+08:00

The Mystery Island

2007-03-30T13:50:00.000+08:00

The Pulua Ubin journey

Meeting Time: 7am

Location to meet: Lavender MRT Station

What to bring: 1.5 Litre of bottle of water
1 Poncho (Raincoat)
1 cup of instant noodle
2 T-shirts
1 undergarment
1 shorts or khaki shorts
1 stack of money

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*Additional notes
Please don't be late on tomorrow's trip, time is precious.
Late comers will be made fun of and laughed at.

And in worst case scenario, he will be come the Legendary Late Guy.

All you want to know about them.

2007-03-22T18:36:00.000+08:00

Morning Musume. is a Japanese all girl pop group and the core group under the more expansive Hello! Project (H!P for short).

Formed in 1997 when the producer of the band, Tsunku, challenged the 5 losers of a TV pop competition (similar to Pop/American Idol) to sell 50,000 copies of their demo single "Ai no Tane" in 4 days.

They won and the reward was to be fully produced as their own act by producer Tsunku. In a year, their popularity had surpassed the winner of the original competition (平家みちよ);

in three they had surpassed the popularity of Sharan Q who broke up to become full time producers.

The reach of MM and H!P extends to music, TV, radio, film, modeling, commercials, their own PS2 and GBA games, as well as their own indoor futsal and kickball teams.

The members of Morning Musume. are constantly changing.

Every year or two, auditions are held to add new members.

Morning Musume.'s current size is 11 members, none of which are the original 5 or the 2 generations that followed.

Hitomi Yoshizawa is the current leader, Miki Fujimoto is sub-leader.

Morning Musume. Generations (bolded names are part of the current line-up):

First Generation (1997): Yuko Nakazawa, Kaori Iida, Natsumi Abe, Aya Ishiguro, Asuka Fukuda.

Second Generation (1998): Mari Yaguchi, Kei Yasuda, Sayaka Ichii.

Third Generation (1999): Maki Goto.

Fourth Generation (2000): Ai Kago,Nozomi Tsuji, Rika Ishikawa, Hitomi Yoshizawa (Graduating May 2007, current leader)

Fifth Generation (2001): Ai Takahashi(Next sub-leader), Risa Niigaki, Asami Konno, Makoto Ogawa

Sixth Generation (2003): Miki Fujimoto (Former H!P soloist, current sub-leader and next leader), Reina Tanaka, Eri Kamei, Sayumi Michishige

Seventh Generation (2005): Koharu Kusumi

Eighth Generation (2006): Aika Mitsui, JunJun, LinLin.

As members grow and become better singers, they "graduate" to become solo artists or join subgroups under the H!P umbrella.

Some H!P members left showbusiness thus are not part of H!P anymore.

Hello! Project's current size is 40-45 members (18 of them are former or current Morning Musume. members) who are divided into about 8 groups (6 currently active*

(モーニング娘。, Berryz工房, °C-ute, 美勇伝, メロン記念日, カントリー娘。, 1 suspended (W)) and about 9 solo artists (5 currently active* (後藤真希, 安倍なつみ, 松浦亜弥, 中澤裕子, 前田有紀.)

Morning Musume.'s popularity has waned since its peak in 2001 but their hour long variety show "Hello! Morning" still airs every Sunday afternoon on TV Tokyo since early 2000. Also, new albums and merchandise are still released every week.

* That group/artist released (or will release) something within the current year.

2007-03-21T17:44:00.000+08:00

I broke my toe nail!
When i tried to run away from Alvin who wants to BF me. LOL.

HELP!

2007-03-15T13:26:00.000+08:00

The day my heart sunk.

2007-03-12T22:28:00.000+08:00

I read some latest news about Morning Musume lately,

When i came to the news that says Hello! Morning's air time will be cut by 20mins.

I was totally Devastated by the news.

From 55mins to 35mins air time.

The 20 mins will be given to a kiddy group called Berry Kouboz.

WTH. That group is like consisted of like 10 year old kids to 15 year old kids only.

Why would anyone in Nihon want to watch such stuff.

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Sad things aside,

I brought a imported magazine from Japan that featured Morning Musume in their front cover. =)

To tell you the truth, even through it cost S$13.80 for just an magazine, i felt no pinch in my heart when i pay up even when i don't understand 90% of the contents in the magazine.

Things i like, i willing to pay, pay and pay.

I treat this magazine like holy grail.

I don't bring to school for fear of spoiling its corners and prevent it from snatchers. =)

I kept it in the plastic cover whenever i read finish the magazine.

Gingerly, flipping each page...

F*** la,

I am not crazy.

2007-03-07T23:24:00.000+08:00

Things that got me wondering.

2007-03-07T19:26:00.001+08:00

Chinese New Year is finally over.
I realised i have don't have any luck with gambling this year.

Last year won too much le, so i think this year is payback time. I lost quite an amount,
Darn freak.

Recently, alot of things get me wondering.
And its almost all negatives things.

C.J Flame House Production Presents....
1. "Nice" teenage models

A blog which sells t-shirts online, has "nice" models for their shirts.

Its some teenagers(Singapore) which set up a online biz trying to sell their t-shirts which i believe they designed or brought from Thailand. They had their friends to posed in the shirts which was on sale.

And hell, i tell you, the designs got me interested but seeing those "models" wearing it.

I totally get turned off by it.

Why do you want to get some below average joe body guy to posed in your shirts that are supposedingly design for more macho man?

Its "nice" i tell you, when you tried to make the shirt outstanding with a ruler length chest length.

They wore sunglasses that don't match with the shirt in all the shots, most probbaly to keep themselves anoymous so that no people will stalk the them.

But hell, who wants to stalk them? The most i will do is whop them for so action.

2.People ARE looking you. Dancefloor, Swimming pool, Gym etc.

You know people always say nobody's looking at you at the dance floor or swimming pool or gym?
I thought so too.

Until recently, i found out that people ARE actually looking at me when i was at swimming pool.

I need a new place to swim.
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Arhhhhhhhhh.

Chinese New Year. Get Lucky.

2007-02-26T09:25:00.000+08:00

Sentosa

2007-02-17T20:45:00.000+08:00

We went to the Sentosa.

And my back got sunburned.
WTH.
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Interesting parts of the day was,

Alvin won Wei yang in basketball and so did i. LOL.

We can't go around barefooted, the sandy beach and granite basketball court burns feet within Nano-seconds.

Alvin and friends had fun playing with a group of girls that came to join in the basketball game.
(Me and Zhong yi watch them play.)

We played a Dare round of basketball and Wei yang had to go get a girl's number(The only chio one in the group).

What happened next will not be revealed. Depending on my mood. =)

Thanks to Lewin who helped me kept my newly brought jeans. I thought i had lost it.

Happy Valentine, Gaki-chan

I love you too.

Random pictures

2007-02-10T22:57:00.000+08:00

This is in fact a pool for people to play in, in the middle of HDB flats in CCK, WTH right?
No life guards, or anything, you can just wear your clothes and go down and waddle in the water.

Jubilee mall in Ang Moh Kio.

Evening sky at CCK.

You can't really see it but on the tree is Wild Parrots. Yes, you read them correctly, WILD PARROTS. White ones.

The place where i learn to play erhu.

Days of blister.

2007-02-05T22:07:00.000+08:00

Day 3

Day 2

Day 1

I scalded my hand with boiling water =)

I recover fast eh..

Anyway, i made a cool video using my handphone.

Please go take a look.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IebE2qm76gI

Thank you very much.

A trip to Mt Faber

2007-01-28T10:37:00.000+08:00

The lone tree on the point of Mt Faber.

I like this picture alot. Its looks peaceful.

I never take pictures of myself or any nin-gens.

Just Mother Nature & Merlion.

HA.

Things that happened.

2007-01-25T19:56:00.000+08:00

I went back to MDIS.

I stoppped working at Renoma, taking a break till Feb.

I started to buy Men's Health every month.

I brought a new phone. W70i, suits me very well.

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Man, i swear not to play scoccer again.

Its boring man. Just yesterday i went down with my neighbour to play scoccer at the street scoccer court at Kim Keat Road.

All of there were kids and i couldn't really play seriously with them,

one of them, a malay, behaved TOTALLY like Rohandy during our secondary school days.

He keep saying nabei chee bye blah blah blah. And he behaves overly excited.

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Anyone wants to learn Erhu?

A grade 9 young teacher is teaching, not me.

The price is ok, for 45 mins* you can spend your time basking in her beauty and also learn something new about erhu.

If you ask me, i feel its WORTH it.

Interested? SMS me anytime soon, 97311094.

Playing Pool

2007-01-18T17:20:00.000+08:00

Chong Wei, Rocky

Wei Yang Da Cute Boy (LOL)

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v2122666GQZFeZX
Chong Wei a.k.a Rocky V.S Wei Yang a.k.a Cute Boy(LOL)

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v2122666GQZFeZX
C.J a.k.a MachoMan V.S Wei Yang a.k.a Cute Boy (LOLx2)

Don't believe everything you read in your inbox

2007-01-18T12:36:00.000+08:00

THE THEORY: You might have received an e-mail telling you that if you were ever to held at knife point at an ATM, keying in your pin backwards will alert the police of the crime in process while still dispensing the cash you requested so that the scum doesn't stab you in your ribs.

THE TRUTH: A check with DBS bank confirms that this ATM crime-prevention method is "neither true nor possible." The machine will just register it as an incorrect pin and dispense no cash. So the best thing is to give that scum what he wants and let the surveillance camera capture his mug shot for the cops later.
*Taken from Men's Health Jan2007 issue
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So to those who believe that E-mail and not me.

LOL to you. Hope the ambulance come fast enough to take that knife out of yout ribs.

Mystic Dreams

2007-01-13T10:27:00.000+08:00

Of all people,
I dream of you.

Your beauty still takes my breath away,
In Life, in dream.

Barely knew you.
Yet i dream of you.

On this cold graceful morning.

Flame Awards 2006

2007-01-10T09:11:00.000+08:00

Sometimes there are a few things that makes you ponder what those people are thinking when they said or do that.

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Here's a few that bothers me most.

1.Valentine is coming..Stress! Why? Still no stead.

What the hell? Its cool to be single and you don't need to spend mega bucks on Valentine like other guys. Spent money= Stress

This person puts this as his nick in msn, which leads me to think he is trying to hint to all of his female contacts on MSN that if you want him, just ask. Kinda of sounds like a last resort to me.

2.I am a virgin.

Erm.. Okay...Your 18 and a virgin, you go tell people your proud and stuff about being so/You want to lose it fast.

3.Love messages/Lines of affections

This is kind of bothering me, so many people in my MSN puts this kind of stuff all year round. You might not know this but it irritates the hell out of me.

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P.S Another New Year Thought: I aren't gonna play dares that requires me to take numbers (-_-")

Dream of a Wedding.

2007-01-06T08:46:00.000+08:00

Recently i started to have dreams in my sleep.

This morning, i just had a dream of hanging out with my best buddies again.

It was very surreal dream compared to what i have till now.
Everyone behaved what they would behave like in real life.

Chong Wei, Wei Yang, Zi Kai, Zhong Yi, Wei Liang were the most sureal people in my dream.

Zhong Yi and Wei Liang were bullshitting with me.

I talked to Zi Kai about the T-shirts i asked him to print for me.

Chong Wei were telling a joke but halfway he laugh himself.

Wei Yang were just being wei yang.

Man, what a dream!

How's today? GREAT!

2007-01-04T00:07:00.000+08:00

Today was AWESOME.

Awesome Number.1
I met my ex-colleague at Takashimaya today while working!
I lost her contact when i lost my phone, gotten back her number.
Was really glad cause she is very friendly to me while i was working at Robinsons.

Awesome Number.2
Time flies fast today at work, time usually files when your enjoying yourself.

Awesome Number.3
A new colleague, Crystal, but its her last day today. She is quite pretty and found that she is quite similar to me, except she doesn't goes to watch movie alone. Which is pathetic according to her. (-_-'')

Awesome Number.4
James is a really funny guy, adapt at lying through his teeth skillfully.
The other colleague i don't remember his name, is handsome or something, treat me to Ya Koon toast.

Awesome Number.5
My Erhu teacher learns from China's No.2 Erhu Master!!!
WOAH! Inspired man!

C.J Destiny PHRASE 18

2007-01-02T18:51:00.000+08:00

Phrase 18

I am going to 18 soon,
Yet i still miss the times when i was in Bendemeer Secondary.

Siang choong being my best buddy in sec school, NPCC on every friday, Walking around the whole of recess doing nothing, going to Tekka Mall with NP gang, playing in class.

In case i forget, i shall write down all the important things happened in these lightning flash years.

Year 2002:
Went to Bendemeer Secondary, and found out that Bendemeer Mall was just a market. Changed naked in class forgeting i am in a mixed school now. Joined NPCC.

Year 2003:
Had 3 best friends, Yong Kai, Shao jie, Wen Chuan. They showed me hentai at yong kai house when we supposed to do project. Grew Centre parting hairstyle following the trend of F4.
Met some of the most treasured friends i have in NPCC, Zhong Yi, Poh Teck, Zi Kai, Hong Xin and more.

Year 2004:
2nd in English mid year exam in whole of sec 3.
Siang Choong was my best buddy in class and school. All of NPCC Sec3 squad was my brothers. Learnt beatbox from Boon Hui, a good friend of mine.
Went to OBS, first time see Chong Wei but don't know who is he yet.
Punched someone and he bled.

Year 2005:
Chong Wei became one of my best buddies and became greatests friends with other NCC memebers like Wei Liang. NPCC gang was at its peak, we all had the best of fun with each other everytime we hang out.

I broke a school wall at a crowded area during recess and everyone stared at me, Li ching who happens to be Alvin's crush and also a prefect, send me to Mr Neethi.

Year 2006:
Worked with China and Bangala workers and found they are friendly people and interesting to talk to.
Won over $200 during Chinese New Year.
Work at Robinson Toscano, the employees there were all very friendly and i click well with them even through they are all female.

Studied at MDIS. Learnt to play Erhu.

Year 2007:
Who knows what the future holds?

The Next Year

2006-12-31T01:20:00.000+08:00

Well well well.

Its gonna be a next year soon.(I am not gonna use New Year)

We are all growing older each year,
And at the end of every year, people tend to reflect on their mistakes and wrongs done over the year and swears not to do it again.

Unless your like me, who never had a mistake, new year is just another year for me to wish things will be better.

All right, lets see what do we want next year.

1.Someone sue Singnet & wins the case
They caused me to have NO access to Internet for 1 week. Its bad when you have a online muti-million dollar biz.

2.No gays to disturb me for the whole year
That's right, don't disturb me, DON'T.

3.Morning Musume to come to Singapore
Woah! If they ever came to Singapore, i am willing to spend $500 to see them!(Hopefully, get Niigaki's number)

4.Nobody dies tragically or dramatically
That's the best thing to happen to the world. No crying and no donating and no more dying.

5.Renoma increases their per hour pay
$5 per hour and 1% commission is really really low, and here i was thinking slavery and cheap labour exist only in other countries.
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Responses to MachoTalks:

Jacq:YA! If got Niigaki, i will never wake up from my dream.=))))

Zi Kai:Yeah, saw you in my dream too. =)

Ming Hui:Erm, whats gay?

Juvena:YES, and i give you face so i sat down and listen to your insurance talks for awhile. =))

A wonderful dream.

2006-12-26T23:53:00.000+08:00

Koharu Kusumi

Sayu Michige

Nothing much to talk about on Chirstmas, except i suddenly change of plans and went to meet my brothers at 1am.

But it was FUN FUN FUN with them.
Lots of crazy stuff was done.

Lots of faces i missed was there.
Great time playing with those people over there.
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Back to the main topic.

I had a really great dream last night.

I dream i was with some of my best of friends,

I dream Juvena was a insurance agent trying to make me and my mother buy one insurance.

I dream i was almost bitten by a ailligator.

I dream i saw Sayu-michige and Koharu singing Merry Pink Chirstmas,

That was the best part of my dream, they were both so close to me,
like less than 1m.

I woke up smiling. =)

Decided

2006-12-23T16:19:00.000+08:00

Ok.

Tommorrow i will be going over to Raychel house for Chirstmas instead.

Guess have to celebrate New Year with Brothers then =)

In A Fix.

2006-12-20T21:06:00.000+08:00

Darn.

How come this Chirstmas so many people want me to spend it with them.

All together there's like 4 different groups.

Oh well. See how things goes.

My Tagboard is on your RIGHT--->
Now everyone should be able to notice it.

The day before exam.

2006-12-17T19:19:00.000+08:00

The weather was great.

It started to rain after i wake up.

Then rain till night.

The air smell so nice, the weather feel so good.

Even through its pouring outside, i don't close my window.

Feel the nature.

An important event of the year!

2006-12-11T20:33:00.000+08:00

This picture is damn beautiful to me.
It shows the great friendship we have for each other, the brotherhood bond.
Wish all the wishes Zi Kai & Chong Wei will come true =)

Me with the most beautiful in that area of 100m.

Benkioyoshitei(Study) Week

2006-12-07T20:59:00.000+08:00

Study week next week.

Guess i will be skipping MOS Milkshake event.

Even i got free entry this time again.HEHE

Somemore this time have to queue up cause not guest list.

So i rather go do something else.

My type

2006-12-04T21:52:00.000+08:00

Risa Niigkai
Funny, great smile, interesting

Fujimoto Miki
Funny, mature, I-will-kick-ur-ass attiude

Nozomi Tsuji
Funny, mischievous and smart.

MY DREAM.

Time

2006-12-03T11:05:00.000+08:00

Time flied so fast.

I am completing my Diploma soon in another 2 weeks time.

I never had the courage to say what i feel,

i fear it will be my regret

i fear i will regret

For not saying the truth about how i feel.

Mindfulness

2006-11-21T19:04:00.000+08:00

I was never born and i will never die.

I merely changed from one form to another,
linking the whole cosmos together.

You see me now, you see me later, you see me before.
A part of me is there.

Nothing is born and nothing will die.

Peace and quiet is in my mind.

Not mine

2006-11-20T20:11:00.000+08:00

I thought it through.
Although i really wanted something,
But i guess this thing i want is not mine in this life.

Its Fate that parts me from her forever.
And i have learnt to let go.

Moving on with my life,
stop wasting my efforts that can't be seen.

2006-11-12T23:01:00.000+08:00

Shadow of sorrow
May you pass by
Mist and fog disppeared
As time goes by

May the starlight shone forth
Revealing my true love tonight.

C.J Phua

First Thing i said in the morning

2006-10-25T10:10:00.000+08:00

I woke up on this beautiful day and there were even birds chirping
and checked my email.

And I saw this
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OPEN THE ATTACHMENT!

itchy,
you ask me to edit cj's pictures.
is it like that?

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And the first thing on this beautiful morning i said, "WHAT THE HELL..."

I went to a chalet.

2006-10-19T21:48:00.000+08:00

My First Time

2006-10-18T22:02:00.000+08:00

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever

At Milking a cow..

Morning Musume - Ai Araba It's Allright

2006-10-14T12:41:00.000+08:00

Dailymotion blogged video
Morning Musume - Ai Araba It's Allright
Video sent by ChibiAi

My fav song of morning musume

Morning Musume - Souda! We're Alive

2006-10-14T12:37:00.000+08:00

Dailymotion blogged video
Morning Musume - Souda! We're Alive
Video sent by ChibiAi

15 Stuipd things that they say i don't know

2006-10-14T00:11:00.000+08:00

1.)At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

Bullshit, i don't think i can even find 3 people who will die for me.

2.)At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

Give me a break, i don't think even 3 people love me in this world.

3.)Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

Ya right, as if that shit happens to someone like me.

4.)Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

BULLSHIT, no one loves me or come close to like me.

5.)When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

FUCK THAT, i don't get what i want every single time, sooner or later, i will still be single.

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More bullshits, but i can't be bother to elaborate them.

2006-10-05T14:55:00.000+08:00

Morning Musume music vid

2006-10-05T14:53:00.000+08:00

Morning Musume - The Manpower!!! Another Version

If they can make me forget S.H.E

You really should watch it.

2006-10-05T14:48:00.000+08:00

Morning Musume - Chokkan 2 (close up ver.) [subtitled]

From my fav group in japan

JASRAC, you really suck, BIG TIME

2006-10-05T09:09:00.000+08:00

Now i know which bugger has been causing those videos to be removed.

Heck, that animal must be some sick retard who deprives pleasure from seeing videos removed.

I search around youtube and found some comrades who hated him as well for complaining to YouTube that it wasn't copyright so they have to remove the video.

I FUCKING HATE YOU, JASRAC.